Short Snappy Story

Elderly Emma Ertle is a widow in my congregation. She speeds around in her giant blue Cadillac and I mean she speeds. She's 97 years old with white hair and thick glasses and barely sees over the top of the dashboard as she whizzes by. She's proud of all the speeding tickets she has collected. She frames them and hangs them on the wall. I wonder how many teenagers and twentysomethings Mrs. Ertle has run off the road.