Friday, August 15, 2008

Emma's Wild Night Out

Emma Ertle gets wilder. She roared into town last Friday night at ninety miles an hour and went into Big Bubba's BBQ for a party with her family. They had a rip-roaring visit with each other. As she was walking out the door, Emma spotted Stan and Esther Essofigus having barbecue together in the corner. She came over to them and blared, "I hope I get home okay! I had a CERVEZA!" She held up the empty beer bottle joyfully as if she had just accomplished something admirable. Stan and Esther's eyebrows went up as Emma pranced over to the door. Stan shrugged his shoulders and told Esther, "It's probably okay. She can't drive worse than she already does and the beer might slow her down."

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