Costumes R Us

I bought my Halloween costume at the Halloween Superstore in Sea City today. In keeping with the season's tradition, I am not revealing what my Halloween alter ego will be until the Great Day arrives. As I left the superstore with plastic bag and hanger in hand, I saw Toys R Us and Babies R Us nearby. I grinned, remembering what my friend Cheyenne in Austin told me last night about a wedding she had attended. "Those bridesmaid dresses were skimpy," Cheyenne explained. "Think pink tutu skirts, bare shoulders and way too much skin. They must have bought their dresses at Sluts R Us."